#1. Thou shalt not relieve yourself at the fuel island.
#2. Thou shalt choose one pump and wait in that line, not park in the middle of the driveway and wait for one to open up.
#3. Thou shall pull away after thy hath finished fueling.
#4. Thou shalt drive at a reasonable speed in the parking lot so as not to endanger pedestrians.
#5. Thou shalt not wash thy truck with the...
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